To those who are curious enough to read this post (Come to think about it, nobody ever DOES read my posts here *evillaugh), this is a chat archive between me and a close friend, Epot, who likes to think he's matchmaker extraordinaire. He can be annoying sometimes, specially when he assumes the whole world knows what he means by "submarine". The submarine thing was a diff issue that came from a misunderstanding also brought by this accursed chatting. Kuya Epot believes when you "submarine" someone, it means you are stealing the person from their loved one. According to Andrew E.'s song, the term is also used in more sexually suggestive overtones. I had to asterisk the names of the other people involved lest their names come up in search engines and they find their way into my little hell hole.

mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:20:23 PM): CURSE YOU
blood_jaenus (10/2/06 7:20:29 PM): me?
blood_jaenus (10/2/06 7:20:36 PM): what for?
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:20:38 PM): YES YOU
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:20:46 PM): YOU TOLD J**
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:20:49 PM): DON'T LAUGH
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:20:55 PM): YOU MISCHIEVOUS LITTLE...
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:21:14 PM): WHAT EXACTLY DID YOU TELL HIM?
blood_jaenus (10/2/06 7:22:01 PM): the misunderstanding between submarine and "submarine
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:22:07 PM): no
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:22:09 PM): you told him
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:22:11 PM): he told me
blood_jaenus (10/2/06 7:22:12 PM): that's all i swear
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:22:19 PM): nagkachat mi (we chatted)
blood_jaenus (10/2/06 7:22:19 PM): ooops
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:22:25 PM): liar
blood_jaenus (10/2/06 7:23:08 PM): he understands and i made him swear not to tell HIM
blood_jaenus (10/2/06 7:23:21 PM): if he does just tell me and i'll take care of it
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:23:29 PM): what do you mean he "understands"?
blood_jaenus (10/2/06 7:24:13 PM): he understands the situation
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:25:32 PM): that's pretty vague if you ask me
blood_jaenus (10/2/06 7:26:12 PM): what's so vague bout that?
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:27:21 PM): "he understands the situation"
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:27:28 PM): how does he understand the situation?
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:27:48 PM): a.)ara is an obsessed little girl who is currently obsessed with l***... keep l*** away
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:27:59 PM): b.)ara is insane
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:28:04 PM): c.)all of the above?
blood_jaenus (10/2/06 7:28:11 PM): a
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:28:23 PM): :(
blood_jaenus (10/2/06 7:28:38 PM): you know an observation?
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:28:59 PM): what?
blood_jaenus (10/2/06 7:29:21 PM): if something that hints at HIM knowing this "attraction", you overreact
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:30:37 PM): who made this observation?
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:31:59 PM): wui
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:32:30 PM): who made this observation?
blood_jaenus (10/2/06 7:32:37 PM): me
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:32:55 PM): obviously
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:33:04 PM): you're the only one who has seen how i overreact
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:33:14 PM): because you're the only one who TEASES ME ABOUT IT
blood_jaenus (10/2/06 7:33:59 PM): :D
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:34:11 PM): you have the gall to smile about it
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:34:18 PM): >.<
blood_jaenus (10/2/06 7:34:34 PM): well thats me
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:34:47 PM): you know what i went through the whole weekend?
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:34:51 PM): friday:
blood_jaenus (10/2/06 7:35:00 PM): ok start
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:35:05 PM): j** on stairs: ara, nangita si l*** nimo (ara, l***'s looking for you)
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:35:21 PM): (me planted frown on face) why? what for?
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:35:25 PM): j**: shrugs
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:35:54 PM): me (left alone to think)
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:36:02 PM): why could l*** be looking for me
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:36:24 PM): :( i hope this isn't one of epot's matchmaking attempts
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:36:58 PM): >:( i hope l***'s not looking for me because he's looking for epot again...
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:37:29 PM): :O oh no!!!!!! they could be together right now and kuya epot could be fulfilling what he said a few weeks ago about telling l***
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:37:37 PM): epot, buttfucker
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:37:52 PM): (me runs into j** at covered walk)
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:37:58 PM): NAGKUYOG SI L*** UG SI EPOT? (IS L*** WITH EPOT?)
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:38:06 PM): j**: no...
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:38:09 PM): j**:(laughs)
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:38:16 PM): j**: ara, submarines
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:38:21 PM): ara: OH NOOOOOOOOOblood_jaenus (10/2/06 7:38:41 PM): ROFL
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:38:52 PM): j**: nagcomputer man to si epot... (epot was on the computer)
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:39:01 PM): ara: nganong nangita man si l*** nako?(why is l*** looking for me?)
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:39:06 PM): j**: (shrugs)
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:39:19 PM): me (left alone to ponder again) OH NOOOOOOO
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:39:40 PM): the submarine thing started with kuya epot threatening me he'd "submarine" l***
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:39:47 PM): and that's where the confusion starts
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:40:24 PM): mental question #1: could epot have told j** about that? the implications are soooo obvious
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:40:28 PM): i'm doomed
blood_jaenus (10/2/06 7:40:55 PM): OA
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:41:01 PM): mental question #2: could j** have told l*** when they saw each other, prolly after he saw epot?
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:41:15 PM): mental question#3: why is l*** looking for me?
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:41:41 PM): mental question #3.1 maybe it's about mental question #2
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:42:11 PM): mental question #3.2 maybe it's like why c*** was looking for me, to use me for his demo speech...
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:42:35 PM): mental question #3.2.a what could his demo speech be about
blood_jaenus (10/2/06 7:42:54 PM): you lost me
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:43:00 PM): the list of questions is endless
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:43:11 PM): i'm a complicated person
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:43:26 PM): this is why i cannot live in a simple world
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:43:37 PM): this morning
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:43:42 PM): i was determined to ask l***
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:43:48 PM): why he was looking for me
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:43:53 PM): if it's because he needs help from me
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:44:10 PM): good, at least i get a chance to help him out and be near him at the same time
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:44:44 PM): if he's going to interrogate me about my liking him.. i'll swallow my pride
blood_jaenus (10/2/06 7:44:53 PM): he needed you?
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:44:56 PM): but when he was right in front of me
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:45:02 PM): i looked away
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:45:07 PM): i didn't even greet him
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:45:11 PM): he walked away
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:45:16 PM): now i'm stumped
blood_jaenus (10/2/06 7:47:37 PM): only ara
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:47:56 PM): huh?
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:48:03 PM): whaddya mean "only ara"
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:49:50 PM): hui
blood_jaenus (10/2/06 7:50:12 PM): ikaw ray mu-ingon ana (you're the only one who'd do that/ who'd say that)
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:50:40 PM): asa ba dapit ang ako ray makaingon (which part does the only I can do/say come in?)
blood_jaenus (10/2/06 7:51:14 PM): reaction ba
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:51:28 PM): the looking away?
blood_jaenus (10/2/06 7:52:04 PM): yup?
mute_laughter89 (10/2/06 7:53:04 PM): that's me